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The GonadsTHE GONADS – REVOLUTION NOW! The Unstoppable Farce

Our brand new 2022 album on CD.
Ragman’s Trumpet : TDA : Hopper’s Hut : Federales : Scream My Name : Teeth Aht : Promised Land : Pentonville : Joe Hill : Revolution Now?


PLUS CD-only bonus tracks: Too Old To Riot : Three Chords & The Truth : Glad To Be Alive



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The Gonads PUNK ROCK WILL NEVER DIE – The Gonads collected lyrics Volume Two



Just £4.99 plus p&p





£6.49 inc p&p in the UK
£9.85 inc p&p outside the UK

SPECIAL METAL BADGES DEAL - £3.00 each plus shipping - while stocks last.

£4.99 each inc. shipping in the UK, £6.99 inc. shipping outside the UK
SPECIAL BARGAIN PRICE FOR 3... £12.99 each inc. shipping in the UK, £14.99 inc. shipping outside the UK.
Please send us an email when you place your order as to which badge(s) you want. If we don't hear from you we'll post one (or three) at random.
Choose from: Bad Manners, Charlton Boys, Specials (rectangle) Oi!, 2-Tone, Specials (round) Bad Manners, Angelic Upstarts.

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The GonadsTHE GONADS - ALL THE LOON STOMPERS

16-track CD compilation of our very best Ska & rude reggae numbers. 



Oi Mate : Getting Pissed : The Revenge of World Cup Willie : Threes Up : Cheeky Chappy: Beer Can : South London Aggro Girl : It's Getting Harder : Long Ska Summer : Lotto : Badly Done : What's Happening Now : Charlton Tel's Stag Weekend : Southend Rhapsody : Avoid The Vexation of Women : Rude Boys On The Rise




CURRENTLY SOLD OUT, SORRY.


The GonadsSigned photo of Gal Gonad himself, giving it large.

With Halloween fast approaching, we have the perfect antidote to all those knasty knockers!

Keep pesky Trick-Or-Treaters away from your house by pinning a signed photo of Gal on your front door. We don't like it any more than you do, but it's more effective than garlic and it's cheaper than hiring an exorcist.

Devilishly devious...  and deviously devilish!  Sick sick sick's the number of this beast!

The signed photo itself is free - all you pay for is the postage.

£1.50 within the UK, and £4 to everywhere else.

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The GonadsThe Gonads By The Thames – Live DVD

21-song live set + a bonus acoustic set taster. ​Filmed live at London's Hope and Anchor in April 2016. Includes: Tucker's Ruckers Ain't No Suckers, I Lost My Love (To A UK Sub), Grant Mitchell, Oi Mate. Alconaut, Dance Fat Boy, The Growler, Charlton Boys, Temazepam, Valhallaballoo and many more.

Director Ken Webster says: "Gal and the band redefine how a punk band should play. This basement club rang with noise as they ripped up all the rule books. Great fun, fantastic lyrics, brilliant night out, all captured on this live DVD. They must be South East London's finest band."



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The GonadsTHE GONADS - LONDON BAWLING
16-track CD featuring the full Rebellion acoustic stage set.



It's A Yeti : Alconaut Unplugged : Beer Can Boogie : Grant Mitchell : Infected : The Drinking Song : Buy Me A Drink, You Bastards : Beano : Badly Done : Fat Cat Splat : Getting Pissed : SE7 Dole Day : South London Aggro Girl : Oi Mate : I Lost My Love (To A UK Sub)



Posting LPs, EPs and books abroad from the UK by International Recorded Delivery adds extra to the postage costs. Much as we don't want to, we have to pass the extra onto you or we'd be skint in less than a week, and then where would you all be.
So... we're leaving the choice up to you. You can have your LP/EP/book sent by uninsured post, or you can pay extra for International Recorded Delivery.
All UK orders will be sent out by Recorded Delivery.



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The GonadsI Lost My Love To A UK Sub & Other Punk Rock Sob Stories – collected Gonads lyrics Volume One

£4.99 plus p&p


UK total £6.49 including postage 

Non UK £9.85 including postage


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The GonadsGreater Hits Volume 3 – The Complete Cobblers CD

The turd in the thrillogy, oops, we mean the third in the trilogy.

SORRY, THIS ITEM IS CURRENTLY SOLD OUT

1) Lager Top 2) Temazepam 3) Beano 4) Backstreet Army 5) Valhallaballoo 6) Love Song 7) What's Happening Now? 8) Indestructible Wolves 9) (What's The Story?) England's Glory 10) The Beautiful Sole (Die Schöne Sike) 11) Made In London (featuring Dennis Stratton) 12) Oblivion 13) Sandra 14) Attack Of The Zombie Skinheads 15) Tesco Lorry 16) Soap Trilogy 17) Badly Done (Del-Boy Mix) 18) Dance, Fat-Boy Dance 19) Lager Louts 20) Barnet Betrayed 21) Gonads Anthem



BONUS TRACKS: Free The Stone - Dr Punk - The Revenge of World Cup Willie

PUNISHMENT TRACK: Och Aye The Nads (MacGonads' Anthem – Live & Ropey!)



The GonadsSkaNads/Girls Next Door split single



Side A 'Rude Boy's On The Rise' by The SkaNads,
Side AA 'Too Late' by Girls Next Door (featuring Sam Bailey)



£10 UK


£16 rest of world


All prices include postage.



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The GonadsTHE GONADS/UCHITEL TRUDA split EP - OI! WE WILL NEVER BE DIVIDED : VOL. 1 


Side A - 'These Are Our Streets' and 'That's Oi' by The Gonads 
Side B  - 'Die Ingenieure' and 'Sergei Zaitsev' by Uchitel Truda

 


Limited to 300 copies



£10 UK


£15 rest of world


All prices include postage.


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The GonadsGLORIOUS BASTARDS 18-track CD for just £10 plus p&p

Oily Rag : Ian Tomlinson : Noise Bastards : Dance, Fat Boy, Dance : Billy McFadzean (The Somme) : Spring-heel'd Jack (The Terror of London) : Badly Done : John King Is A Veggie (But He's OK) : Hammer Of Thor
Tesco Lorry : Mistress Material : Re-Infected : Buy Me A Drink, You Bastards : Is This Beer Off Or What? : Fat Cat Splat : The Devil's Own Daughter : That's Oi! : Charlton Boys


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outside the UK

The GonadsSTREET SOUNDS is a magazine from the arse-end of Britain that celebrates street culture the world over. We’re about punk and Ska, football terraces and film sets, Mod, rock, Britpop, books, poetry, comedy, Scooter runs – you name it, if it’s got spirit, guts and attitude we’re into it.



Street Sounds, in our small way, sets out to be the antidote to the X Factor, and the narrow, suffocating world of Simon Cowell-approved pop-pap. Our attitude has its roots in irreverent rock weeklies like Sounds and long extinct street mags such as Pulped, The End and Sniffin’ Glue. We live and breathe for raw, exciting rock, earthy Ska, D-I-Y self-starters, fresh views and challenging opinions. Copies available from HERE.


The GonadsLIVE FREE DIE FREE - CD

This sixteen-track beauty, largely co-written by Tony Van Frater, comes with a zombie themed cover design by Sucker.

These cost just £12.90 (UK) or £17.90 (overseas).

Hey You : Valhallaballoo : The Growler : SVL : Attack Of The Zombie Skinheads : Conquest : Cemetery Of Lost Souls : Rise Up London Boys : Pink Tent : Drink Till I'm Skint : Love Is A Lie : Long Ska Summer : Pie & Mash : South London Aggro Girl : The Greatest Cockney Christmas : Duelling Badoes

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The GonadsDOCTOR PUNK - EP by DMG and Maninblack



Features the Doctor Who Theme 50th anniversary remix by DMG
and 'No Sleep Till Skaro' by Maninblack.


Limited edition on Tardis Blue vinyl.


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The GonadsBUILT FOR DESTRUCTION - CD



Click below to order the CD version of BUILT FOR DESTRUCTION by the Gonads,
fifteen tracks, including 'Glorious', 'Dogging In Dartford', and the original version of 'Stroke My Beachcomber Baby'.





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The GonadsOI! THIS IS STREETPUNK - VOLUME 3 - Vinyl LP

This 13-band, 13-song 12" vinyl compilation from Pirates Press highlights the best in current Oi!/street punk from around the world.



As with the previous editions, all tracks are either un-released or virtually brand new. You'll undoubtedly buy this for a particular band and discover new bands that you will love as a result! With these bands, and these tracks, it's a sure bet that you'll get turned on to someone new to listen to!


Volume three includes contributions from THE GONADS - EPIC PROBLEM - DIRTY FILTHY MUGS - CRASHED OUT - RUNNIN' RIOT - CUSTOM FIT - BAD COMPANY PROJECT - RAZORCUT - BONECRUSHER - THE SHAME - STRANGLEHOLD - TWOPOINTEIGHT - STRONGBOW



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The GonadsHOOLIGAN CLASSICS - VOLUME 2


A double-disc vinyl EP featuring...
Stomper 98 - 40 Jahre
The Resort Bootboys - 'Avin' It Large
The Gonads - Glorious
Iron Cross - Action Woman




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The GonadsJUST THE FILTH



This run of the 15-track opus is limited to just 100 hand-numbered copies, priced at £5 + p&p.



The CD is how it comes, in a humble plastic wallet; nothing fancy.



SOLD OUT, SORRY.



The GonadsSKINHEAD LULLABIES - THE SKANADS



4-Track Limited Edition Vinyl EP

Threes Up - Beer Can - It's Getting Harder - Avoid The Vexation Of Women






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The GonadsGerman version of COCKNEY REJECT by Jeff Turner & Garry Bushell

 

This is a music biography like no other you will ever read. It reveals the truth about one of the rowdiest, virile and dangerous bands ever to grace the UK charts. As lead singer of the Cockney Rejects, Jeff Turner was responsible for some of the most explosive gigs in musical history. Adopted by West Ham hooligan mob the ICF as their band of choice, Jeff and his band frequently had to deal with the kind of violence the ICF usually reserved for the terraces.



The book has been co-written by Garry Bushell, former Sounds writer, and inventor of British Oi! Music. "War on the terraces was nothing compared to life on the road with the Rejects", says W.H.U.F.C. top hooligan Cass Pennant about the book. This is the GERMAN EDITION - published by Iron Pages.

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Garry BushellFACE DOWN - £4.99 + p&p

Garry Bushell's third Harry Tyler novel, Face Down, is out now. Face Down is hard-hitting, sexy pulp fiction that rattles along like a Japanese bullet train. When a vigilante starts assassinating criminals he believes have been treated too leniently by the courts, Kent police are stumped - until they spot a possible link to the shootings and an outspoken rightwing newspaper columnist.

Jailed South London crime lord Johnny Baker, known as Johnny Too, agrees to be the bait to lure the killer into the open. There's just one problem – he wants retired undercover detective Harry Tyler, the man who put him away, to be part of the plot. And Harry's supposed to be dead...



Face Down is the third part of Garry's controversial Harry Tyler trilogy following the successful debut novel, The Face and it sequel, Two Faced, but can be read as a stand-alone novel.



Praise for Face Down: 'Mickey Spillane with a pinch of Micky Flannagan' – South County magazine. 'An absolute triumph, even tougher and raunchier than the first two books' – Jeff Turner, Cockney Rejects.


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