Feb 28. We have added a date in Cheltenham, Gloucester, in May. On May Day - 1st May - we headline The Night Owl in the High Street. ALL May gigs, including Germany and Poland, will be played by the Gonads Mark II: Gal, Nacho Jase, RD and Mick Gonad.

Feb 27. Plans for an unofficial oi oi World Cup anthem featuring Gal, the Badoes and Tony Barker from Angela Rippon's Bum have hit the bumpers as Gal and the WM are temporarily potless (Gal is reeling from an unexpected tax demand, Tel from the escalating costs of Liberty's weekly wine in-take). "What are they, some kind of tight c***s?" fumed Barker, who at no time has offered to contribute to the costs himself. Still the Beast is confident that with the WM organising the recording it will happen in time for the World Cup opening game... in 2014.

* The WM has been on. The London Diehards have a new drummer and a new bassist. Great. But who, Tel, who? "Some bloke called Steve and another bloke called Steve." Yeah, great. Thanks for that.

* Cherry ain't too sad about being outed from the Diehards and the Badoes. He's got himself a new gig - as Tweedledum and Tweedledee in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland flick.

* Gal's podcast is up here: http://www.totalrock.com/podcast/GarryBushellsRancidSounds.xml

* New this week: Flogging Molly's 'Live At The Greek Theatre' - a DVD plus 2 CD set featuring their titanic performance at the Greek Theatre, LA, on September 12, 2009. The DVD is shot in HD using ten cameras. A little bit more professional than Rude Boy Sounds, know what I mean?

Feb 26. Gal recorded his latest pod-cast today with guests Gary Lammin and Martin Stacey from the Bermondsey Joyriders and Alison from Bubblegum Slut. Although blitzed by a mystery virus (Was it gin agin? - Ed), Gal gamely struggled to keep awake and the typically shambolic show features some absolutely blinding tracks from Darkbuster, The Blades, King Kool, Raising Sand, The Simmertones, Underclass, the Oi-Oi All-Stars and many more. We'll let you know when it's up and running. (Gary Hodges was due to be on the pod too, but was held up in traffic, finally arriving at the 12 Bar 25 minutes after the show started). Our Gal, dosed up on pills and powders, was feeling rough. He said: "My head was pounding, I felt old, and my breath stank like an anchovy's chuff... so it was pretty much condition normal." Gal blamed the Night Nurse for him being knackered and disorientated. Sandy, her name was... Apologies to Gary H for the mix up. Bev Elliott did wait in the bar for twenty minutes on the off-chance you turned up late. Not that she's complaining about having to wait in a bar.

" Songs arising from Hodges arriving too late for the show: 'ACAB' - all clocks are bastards; 'Chaos' - chaos in the 12 Bar, pod-cast's starting now; 'Sorry' - shout it out, shout it out, I know it's a pain, I should have come by train...

*Bad news from RD MacGonad. The intrepid drummer has been injured in a motorbike accident. Early reports indicate that it's not too serious but he may need an operation on his tendons. Good luck with that mate. In a related story, an operation to remove a five pound note from Jim's wallet has proved unsuccessful.

*The paperback version of Cockney Reject will be published on March 25th.

*Our old pal Charley Anderson from The Selecter has been in touch to tell us that the band (who have reformed without Pauline) have released a new version of 'James Bond'. Top man.

*Long Tall Shorty took a box of Gonads album to Germany. Here's an interesting response to the question, how did the sales go? Wattsie: "Great, they did loads of merch." Tony: "We sold nothing, the kids weren't buying a thing." Hmm. Clearly a communications breakdown. But we're sure it'll all make sense once we see the accounts...

Feb 25. Lord Waistrel has blocked special guest Jimmy Edwards from joining us on stage at The Garage. Seems that when his Lordship gave the go-ahead he was thinking of the late comic actor with the handlebar moustache and a life-long love of spanking...and not Jimmy Edwards from 1970s punk band Masterswitch. Jim will jump up and join us for a version of 'Action Replay' on another night.

Feb 24. The Gonads' Greater Hits project is officially underway. Tracks are likely to include SE7 DOLE DAY, BRITISH STEEL, PUNK ROCK TILL I DIE, I LOST MY LOVE TO A UK SUB, LAGER TOP, HITLER WAS AN HOMO, TUCKER'S RUCKERS, ALCONAUT, EAT THE RICH, THESE ARE OUR STREETS, GOT ANY WRIGLEYS JOHN, KARL MARX SUPPORTED MILLWALL, SANDRA BIGG REALLY BIG, and a 2010 version of THE JOYS OF OI

* The Gonads mark II warm-up gigs include a headliner at Bournemouth Champions on May 21st - Glen Matlock is no longer on the bill...Meanwhile The Gonads mark I will have a special guest when we support the Upstarts on April 10th at the Garage. What was that about schiz-oi-phrenia?

*Gal is putting together a 'Funny Old Bastards' comedy tour with great neglected working class comics who couldn't give a stuff about PC. We'll let you know when it happens.

Feb 23. Some of Gal's books will be available on Kindle via Comet Press in the US this summer. Cake-based books, who knew it was even possible?

*Despite the Oi-Oi All Stars, Gal and the WM are also attempting to release their own World Cup song, England In Our Blood. All they need is some mug, sorry, a discerning invester with 300 sovs to spare.

Legal note: In a previous blog entry we may have given an unfair impression of Mssrs Mickey Fitz, Slim Jim, Paul Devine and others. The words we used could have led some readers to believe that the aforementioned upstanding citizens were mean-spirited, round-dodging tightwads of the worst kind, when clearly (some lawyer twat reckons) they are radical idealists living Tolstoy's dream of 'freedom through frugality'. We stand corrected... but at least we stand our round.

Feb 22. This year's Punk Rowl Bowling & Music Fest in Las Vegas will be the biggest ever. Confirmed bands include Flogging Molly, NOFX, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Youth Brigade, Teenage Bottlerockets, Cobra Skulls, TSOL and many more. Early bird tickets are available at a special discount rate of all three days for 70 bucks. There are discounts on hotel rooms too, and a Punk Rock Texas Hold'em tournament. The event runs between May 6th and May 9th. More details at: http://www.punkrockbowling.com/

*Steve Whale calls, it seems the Oi-Oi All-Stars have changed the name of 'Spirit Of England' to 'Spirit of England World Cup 2010'. Listen out for it on Gal's next pod-cast.

* Our mates Long Tall Shorty had their Saturday night gig in Cologne rudely interrupted by the local Old Bill (the Aged Wilhelm?). Gentleman John tells us, "We were so loud the police came to the club and made them turn down the PA." John reckons the German plod also banned Shorty from doing encores (That old one! - Cynical Ed.) No word on whether the police were followed by a visit from HM Revenue & Customs looking in to a series of falsified diesel receipts...

*Mark Brezezicki, the former Big Country drummer with a name like a Countdown Conundrum, has now joined Thunderclap Newman! Here are a couple of digi-clips of their debut gig last Friday in Lewes, East Sussex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FFsrcGmqRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaGshXTY1oA

*Flustered Gonads mark II guitar ace Nacho Jase, currently moving house, mistakenly belled Lord Waistrel today instead of his new landlord. Not missing a beat, Waistrel told him he expected six month's rent upfront and in cash by Wednesday...

Feb 20. Big trouble in Little Hornchurch: the drummer formerly known as 'Cherry', now known as 'On Yer Bike Pike' has been formally sacked from both the London Diehards and the East End Badoes for "taking a liberty with Liberty". We don't know if he's still in the Fuckwit Fridays, and neither do we care.

*As Cherry goes a new oaf lumbers in to view: step forward Top Cat of Tottenham who has been making a nuisance of himself trying to join the Central London branch of the Jolly Pranksters. You can't request to join the Pranksters, you have to be asked; so local lodge master, the Bishop of Soho, decided to teach TC a lesson. He told him that the girls in a certain Soho massage parlour "finish you off" for £60. Top Cat paid up front for a rather feeble massage and when he demanded "satisfaction" the girl asked for a further £190. Says the Bish: "TC was standing there wearing just his socks and a boner accusing her of robbing him. The bird turned round and said, 'What you going to do about it, call the Old Bill?' Classic." The next night TC turned up in the Pranksters' Dean Street bar and bought himself a drink, not getting a round in. Outraged, the Brethren told the barmaid that Top Cat was in the chair and piled into two taxis, leaving TC to pick up an £80 bar tab. Effete El tells us: "We think he's got the message."

*Gal is in talks with a German label about recording the Gonads Greater Hits album this summer. It will be produced by Steve Whale.

Feb 19. Steve Whale finished the mix of 'Spirit Of England' last night, and it's blinding. Hand on heart this is the best patriotic streetpunk song for 25 years.

Feb 18. The Gonads Mark II will open for Glen Matlock in Bournemouth in May as part of our warm-up gigs for Europe. But in a move certain to wind up the Beast, RD MacGonad has already ousted Fat Col and taken over as tour manager. Is he also planning a management coup?

*Gonads albums are now for sale in the excellent punk store All Ages Records of Camden.

Feb 16. The project known for now as the Oi-Oi All-Stars were in the studio yesterday and the resulting song 'Spirit Of England' sounds the dog's cobs. Legends joining the chorus included Millwall Roi, Steve Whale, Terence Hayes (WM), Gal Gonad, JJ from the Last Resort, Jeniera Blade and Robin Guy (Kemical Chaos, ex-Business). All profits from the track, which will be released as a download, will go to the Help 4 Heroes charity.

*Millwall Roi tells us there were "no incidents" on the Resort's recent Euro tour, "except someone dropped dead at the venue in Rome." This was pretty much the quote of the day.

*Disturbing stories reach our ears concerning a certain fat ginger drummer (now known as Pike cos he's a stupid boy.) It seems he used the occasion of some US dates to persuade a young Yank fan into an act of "backdoor love". Unfortunately, at the moment of truth the lumbering great oaf realised he hadn't packed any KY Jelly and was forced to use his own spot cream as a lubricant. We don't know how effective it was, but by all accounts her anal warts have cleared up lovely.

Feb 15. The Gonads mark II line-up is now complete with Nacho Jase on guitar, RD MacGonad on drums and Mick Gonad on bass. This is our new band for the USA, Asia and Europe. The lads will undertake a series of low-key warm-up UK dates through-out May. The mark I line-up will play the Garage with the mighty Angelic Upstarts on April 10th. By all accounts Mensi could fill the gaff with his kids alone...

* Fatty Lol calls, scotching rumours that he'd died in a tragic black bin-liner jogging incident. The Ska-let Pimpernel of Oi has had the either mad or visionary idea that Gal should do his Ska solo project under the name of the Skanads. Hmm. Many claim the veggie-hoolie dodgepot formerly known as Ron Rouman has become aloof since he got loved up but we still stand by the great man. His own pet project the excellent Dub City Rockers release their debut album in April.

* Vanessa from French oi band Les Misogynes tells us she is in the UK to improve her English. Great, except she's living in Glasgow! Isn't that like moving to Knightsbridge to improve your street-cred?

*Steve Whale has produced two tracks by his new protégées the Blades. He reckons they turned out "the business."

Feb 14. Senior Pranksters gathered in The Usual Place tonight to hear an impassioned plea for the order to throw its might behind John King's new street-socialist party. Sadly the motion was roundly defeated, with Old Eric of the East Sussex Pranksters furiously denouncing the scheme as an "attempt to undermine the apolitical nature of our frivolous brotherhood." Brother Barry dubbed it "farcical" adding "the Pranksters are above such mundane nonsense." Mr King's representative was sent away with a flea in his ear after being made to pick up the tab by the WM. However, the Pranksters are endorsing the Oi-Oi All-Stars charity project.

*Stories about Mick Fitz lifted the post-meeting "festive board" (held at Chinese Tim's). It seems that since he has given up the bottle, Fitzy has become a total shopping bore, ringing up mates from supermarkets and DIY stores to ask their advice on retail prices. He was also seen in Blackpool nipping out of a pound shop with a bag full of mobile phone covers that he attempted to flog on at an inflated price. He is a man after Dodgy Dave Long's own heart. (All 'Mick Fitz mean bastard' stories appreciated) We'd like to see him, Scoops, Dave Cairns and Franky in a round-dodging contest with Paul Devine. It wouldn't exactly be a photo-finish. They'd all die of thirst before they put their hands in their pockets. A fly fell in Devine's beer once and he wouldn't let it go until it had spat out every last drop.

Feb 12. Manic Esso's exciting new musical project is lumbering to fruition with the all the natural grace of a prototype Cylon on low battery in lead-lined boots. As you may recall, Manic has been writing and rehearsing with former Lurkers Pete Stride and Nigel Moore. They are now calling themselves GLM (God's Lonely Men) and reckon on having a website set up and a download song available by the end of April. No year is specified.(Let the first song be 'Bad Charlotte' lads...)

*We hear whispers of a planned Oi mini-concert on the Saturday afternoon in Blackpool at the same time as Rebellion...more to follow.

Feb 11. Wattsie is rapidly becoming the most popular Gonadette since Annie Auldiron. She is also the only fully-fledged Gonadette since Annie but never mind. Wattsie has everyone from German toyboys to aging Welshmen (wotcha Roddy) via randy Italians eating out of her hands. But can she ever find it in her heart to forgive one particular mean, moody and misunderstood Scotsman? Aye. MacGonad. As the song goes: 'He wiped his bogies on her flag, MacGonad, the man is fucking bad...' But he's back, baby...

*The poor choice on offer at the forthcoming General Election has spurred even the non-political Jolly Pranksters to consider whether or not to endorse John King's planned new working class alternative street-socialist party. Well-placed sources say that it is "unlikely" that the Pranksters can be coaxed from their position of bemused neutrality but a high-level meeting will be held in The Usual Place this coming Sunday nevertheless. When better than Valentine's Day to take a stab at a steamy new (political) union?

Feb 10. Looks like the This Is Oi website won't be coming back. It was shut down a couple of weeks ago amid hysterical but unproven claims that it had been hacked by Millwall's F Troop. (Judging by some of the appalling rants on there, we'd assumed it was being hacked by Alf Garnett). As ever, this web page remains the one semi-reliable source of oi-oi information.

*The Help 4 Heroes oi show, originally planned for Swindon, will now go ahead in Wootton Bassett with the London Diehards, Control, the Crack, Charred Hearts, Code 1 and Long Tall Shorty among others. Venue: Riffs. Date: June 5. Tickets: £15.

*We're more than a bit pissed off about St George's Day. First that clown of a promoter ruined the big do at the Tavern (but has yet to cancel the event with Ticketmaster). Then we were approached to do an alternative show with the 4 Skins and the Badoes at BH2, only to hear second-hand that it was off and the show would now feature the Anti-Nowhere League and the London Diehards. Which leaves us with just under ten weeks to try and set something up from scratch...or go down the pub instead. Poor show all round. And just wait till the Badoes singer finds out what that dirty rotten Diehards vocalist has been up to. Oh, hang on...

Feb 9. Our pal Vanessa from French oi band the Misogynes tells us that Contra Records have been in touch. She says: "The lads from Contra offer us later in the year to make a 7", which is GREAT." Yeah? Listen love, don't get yer hopes up. We've seen them in the shower and you'd be lucky to get 5".

Feb 8. The Beast reckons he has a solution to our on-going band crisis. He's advocating the formation of TWO Gonads: one for the UK, one for the rest of the world. Gonads Mark II would handle the long-haul gigs and overseas mini-tours - this line-up, disturbingly, is likely to include the legendary RD MacGonad on drums. Gonads Mark I would carry on as normal with maybe one or two line-up changes. It's a possible short-term fix, with a couple of minor complications that we're working on. The Beast is "hopeful" that we'll be back on track for the Garage gig in April, in one form or another.

Feb 7. The Oppressed were on top form last night, according to Wattsie. Apparently the audience for the North London anti-fascist Oi fest was a mixture of skins, hooligans, and "the great unwashed", with plenty of Continental crusties in attendance. There were skirmishes all night and one big one punch-up while Roddy and the lads were on stage - with ten geezers piling in to one poor bloke, but no-one seems to know why. Meanwhile in Bedford the 4-Skins show was sold out and trouble free...

* Gal finally surfaced in Paris today, presumably after taking a "trip up the WM's ladder". (This may or may not be an arcane reference to the extremely advanced 32nd degree of Pranksterism). He claimed to be out there in the hope that la belle Vanessa Perroncel has a sister.

Feb 6. Internet rumours that the Gonads have split spurred Lord Waistrel into action last night. When he couldn’t get hold of Gal, Waistrel dispatched the Beast to scour the pubs of North West Kent to no avail. According to Fit Bird, Gal has quit the band. All Gonads gigs are cancelled pending confirmation. Said the Beast: “It’s an unfortunate situation. I’d been in negotiations with Asian and US promoters which would have necessitated line-up changes anyway. For the moment, the band is disbanded. The Gonads are on a break. Whether they return is a matter for Gal alone.” Watch the news page for official confirmation.

* Coming this summer, new book: Why Be Something That You're Not - Detroit Hardcore '79 to '85 by Tony Rettman; an oral history full of in-depth interviews with scene veterans, photos and flyers.

Feb 4. Rumours are rife of an oi-oi Help 4 Heroes concert this summer in Wootton Bassett... we’ll let you know if it materialises. At the moment it's going ahead in Swindon with the London Diehards, Control and Long Tall Shorty. (Are these bastards stealing our shows now as well as our beer? Or just craftily trying to reposition themselves in the gig market after the Mod Renewal revival fizzled out? - Ed) One day they might even learn how to spell Heroes.

Feb 1. The latest shambolic podcast is up and running at Total Rock. Tracks from Pama, Buster Shuffle, Last Resort, Contol, Rebelation, Middle Finger Salute, Long Tall Shorty and many more... studio guests Steve and Ciaran from the London Diehards.

* There’s a big bike run in support of Wootton Bassett on Mothers’ Day, Sunday 14th March, to support the fallen and their families, as well as the indomitable spirit of the town itself. So far over 4000 bikes have registered for the group ride which will go through Wootton Bassett and on to RAF Lyneham. More details at afghanheroes.org.uk or on facebook...

* Our pals Klasse Kriminale are coming over for next Saturday’s big anti-fascist Oi show at the Dome in Tufnell Park - but only to watch. The Oppressed headline, with the Blaggers AKA, Stage Bottles, Bull Brigade, Runnin’ Riot, Bottlejob, S-Molest, Tear Me Down and the wonderfully named Hobophobic. No sign here of Condemned 84. Surely some mistake?

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