Please note the items you are about to read consist largely of scurrilous gossip, vicious back-stabbing and idle speculation. As Jon Stewart might say, its stories are not fact checked. Its informants are not journalists. And its opinions are not fully thought through.
Aug 31. The headlines: Gonads At War! Chaos Looms! Splits "inevitable"! All the dirt tomorrow!
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