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THE GONADS! CHARLTON! SOUTH LONDON! STREET ROCK N ROLL! COCKNEY CULTURE! COCKNEY ROCK! OI-TONE! SKA! BEER! CURRY! WORKERS’ RIGHTS! FLAG-GIRLS! ENGLAND! OI OI OI! THIS IS WHO WE ARE!
June 19. Cheers to everyone who made it down to the New Cross Inn last night. It felt great playing live again, even if the all-seated set-up wasn’t ideal. Apologies to la belle Wattsie for the Franken-Skin’s perverted cravings. (See how restrained we’ve become? In the good old days you would have got chapter and verse of that particular scandal…) The set was: 1) Lager Top 2) Jobs Not Jails 3) I Lost My Love To A UK Sub 4) Oi Mate 5) Grant Mitchell 6) Beano 7) Buy Me A Drink You Bastards 8) Federales (live for the first time) 9) Yeti 10) Dance Fat Boy Dance 11) What’s Happening Now? 12) Charlton Boys played as England Boys 13) Punk Rock Will Never Die 14) Alconaut 15) Getting Pissed 16) SE7 Dole Day 17) Skinhead Girl 18) Tuckers’ Ruckers Ain’t No Suckers. Encore: Punk Rock Till I Die/Joys Of Oi. Next stop: Welling Beer Festival… where Beer Can Boogie will surely join the set…
Record News: The Bad Brains’ self-titled debut album, originally released only on cassette by ROIR has been re-issued on CD by Bad Brains Records… the three-album Trojan Records set, The Trojan Story has been released in a fantastic 50th anniversary package including a 50page book written by Rob Bell, the compilation’s original compiler… and Teenage Bottlerocket will be releasing a new album, Sick Sesh! On 27th August via Fat Wreck Chords.
June 18. There are last minute changes to tonight’s show. We’re still on at 10pm, after the football, but Cato Street Conspiracy will be on at 7.30, and Dog Rotten will play at 8.30 with the game as a back projection.
Comic book news: the Motörhead story has been turned into a 144page graphic novel – Motörhead: The Rise Of The Loudest Band In The World: The Authorized Graphic Novel by David Calcano and Mark Irwin (not our Mark ‘McMighty’ Irwin). It will be published by Simon & Schuster in hardcover on 7th September 7… the SuperYob cartoon strip from the much-missed Street Sounds will also be published as a complete collection which will include unseen instalments of the mag’s other strip, Neville Staple – Specials Agent, as a bonus feature. Expect it around October time.
June 16. New book Grammar Free In The UK, a collection of very silly letters to legendary British punk, Oi, pathetique & anarcho-punk artistes (and some newer ones) with very funny replies, came out this week and is making a lot of people very happy. We are in there discussing Karl Marx at Millwall’s Den and demonstrating beyond reasonable doubt that Danny Baker is over 100 years old. A donation from the profits of each copy goes to homeless charities. Cop some of it here.
June 13. Rehearsing in Dartford today…
June 12. Rest assured that next Friday's New Cross Inn gig is on. Some have expressed fears that it's been cancelled because it doesn't appear to feature on the venue's listings. But tough-talking Martin Sporrell tells us that this is "just bog-standard incompetence rather than proof of cancellation or conspiracy".
Whispers and rumours: Gal and Clyde are working on an exciting new project with Seattle street-punk hero Rev from The Drowns; we'll tell you what it is if it comes to fruition... Gal's book on the New Wave of Heavy Metal is now said to have a July release date, but don't hold your breath; GB does however assure us that there will be a new Sounds Of Glory radio show some time later this month... there is real progress too on the big Unity Project...
In actual news: The new UB40 album, Bigga Baggariddim, featuring guest turns from Tippa Ire, Winston Francis and New Zealand's incredible roots reggae combo House Of Shem among others, is released on Friday week (25th June)... Garbage's No Gods No Masters is out now... Hestia, the new album from the Rumjacks is released on Sunday; it's their fifth studio album and introduces new vocalist (and songwriter) Mike Rivkees... AC/DC have just posted a new video for Witch's Spell... and singer Brian Johnson publishes his autobiography The Lives of Brian in October.
June 11. The strictly serious squad's hold on this blog has been strengthened after Martin Sporrell (aggressive gooner) today threw out a bid by Fat Col to publish a detailed list of "traitors, time-wasters and twats" on these pages. Col raged that people who "transgressed the unwritten laws... should be named and shamed". Big Mart replied: "Maybe so, but not here." A close escape for "that two-faced toilet" ((c)Fat Col) ****** *******.
June 6. New Cross Inn update: we will go on straight after the England v Scotland game on 18th June, and our support bands will play on into the midnight hour. Doors open at 6pm. The match will be screened in full. Tickets a mere eight sovs in advance. Get in quick, it’s almost sold out.
We are planning a number of North East gigs in August/September. Watch this space for details.
June 5. Record news – out now on vinyl, the 45 Adaptors’ 15track Collected Works Volume One (Pirates Press); Sick Of It All’s self-titled 8-song debut EP has been reissued by Revelation Records on bone coloured vinyl; the Circle Jerks’ 40th anniversary re-issue of Group Sex is available on yellow vinyl from Trust Records; and Suzi Moon’s 3-track debut EP, I’m Not A Man (Pirates Press) was released yesterday.
June 4. Our new single Three Chords & The Truth b/w So Glad To Be Alive is released today via Soitainly Records. It’s available from Amazon, Apple Music, and 7digital. Enjoy!
June 3. Our brand new single THREE CHORDS & THE TRUTH is out tomorrow. The B-side is a post-Covid anthem by the SkaNads called SO GLAD TO BE ALIVE – the first new SkaNads track since Rude Boy On The Rise. The single will be released electronically at first but the songs may come out on vinyl too in the months ahead.
June 2. Intriguing news. Gal has got the go-ahead for his big Unity Project. This will start with an album he’s compiling consisting of street punk bands recording Ska songs and Ska bands recording punk ones (originals or covers). Interested bands should contact him directly, but giddy up – there’s only room for twelve tracks. Expect a release in the first half of 2022.
June 1. We’ve started writing a brand-new studio album with the working title Revolution Now. It’s due out on vinyl next April and will be “pure punk, politically assertive and hard as nails”. Assistant manager Martin Sporrell (aggressive gooner) explains, “The Gonads have gone back to their roots, which means, among other things, that we are firmly endorsing a cultural revolution to BOOT open the door for working class art, stories and voices.” Incredible, game-changing developments are in the pipeline, he says, adding, “The only things stopping the Gonads from headlining Glastonbury next year are a simple lack of talent, will-power, dedication and festival-friendly songs”.
Here we are rehearsing, and definitely not dogging, in Dartford at the weekend. The 18song strong set packs in favourites old and new – including Federales.
